ASK ME ANYTHING.

I know that at different times in this blog I’ve referred to myself as a fat, lazy fuck. But in truth…who am I kidding. That’s exactly what I am. However, in the last year I’ve become a less fat, less lazy fuck. I’ve hired a trainer, mostly at the behest of my wife, who doesn’t want me to die young and leave my child fatherless. My own motivation for working out is mostly to postpone my death at least until my wife is old enough that she can’t remarry anyone that would sexually threaten me when I watch them fucking from Heaven.

Josh Friedman, screenwriter I find your lack of faith disturbing

Damn. This post is long. It’s very in tune with “the industry” (what is a procedural anyway?), but wow is this a great read. Click now. Thank me later. (via tbmimsthethird)

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the MARTINI SHAKER IS DEAD. LONG LIVE the ROCKS GLASS.

the ROCKS GLASS is one of those fancy-schmancy Tumblr sites that happens to be curated by Kansas City-based creative generalist Jeremy Fuksa.

“Creative generalist” sounds like an aggrandized term. It is. But, it rolls off the tongue much easier than Designer, Developer, Writer, Broadcaster, Filmmaker, Speaker, Musician, Photographer and Attention Whore. Plus, it looks way cooler on a business card.

The author wishes to acknowledge that there are bare wires laying about. Please take care not to trip on them.


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