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Just saw a shot of Ed Hardy beer during a news package on strong beer sales in Kansas.

Ed. Fucking. Hardy.

BEER.

This is yet more proof that we are losing the world to the douchebag uprising.

I guess if you can’t beat ‘em…  Wait, we must beat ‘em. Do YOU want a Situation/Snooki presidential ticket in 2012?

Don’t answer that.

Just saw a shot of Ed Hardy beer during a news package on strong beer sales in Kansas.

Ed. Fucking. Hardy.

BEER.

This is yet more proof that we are losing the world to the douchebag uprising.

I guess if you can’t beat ‘em… Wait, we must beat ‘em. Do YOU want a Situation/Snooki presidential ticket in 2012?

Don’t answer that.

the MARTINI SHAKER IS DEAD. LONG LIVE the ROCKS GLASS.

the ROCKS GLASS is one of those fancy-schmancy Tumblr sites that happens to be curated by Kansas City-based creative generalist Jeremy Fuksa.

“Creative generalist” sounds like an aggrandized term. It is. But, it rolls off the tongue much easier than Designer, Developer, Writer, Broadcaster, Filmmaker, Speaker, Musician, Photographer and Attention Whore. Plus, it looks way cooler on a business card.

The author wishes to acknowledge that there are bare wires laying about. Please take care not to trip on them.


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