The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale (via RichardGaleFilms)
This felt at least twice as long as it should have been, but that’s part of the humor of it. And for that, I can easily forgive its length.

the ROCKS GLASS is one of those fancy-schmancy Tumblr sites that happens to be curated by Kansas City-based creative generalist Jeremy Fuksa.
“Creative generalist” sounds like an aggrandized term. It is. But, it rolls off the tongue much easier than Designer/Developer/Writer/Broadcaster/Filmmaker/Speaker/
Musician/Photographer/Attention Whore. Plus, it looks way cooler on a business card.
The author wishes to acknowledge that there are bare wires laying about. Please take care not to trip on them.
