ASK ME ANYTHING.
luckyshirt:

Unsolicited Fact About Me:
My favorite kind of beer is I Don’t Care.
Favorite wine? Zinfendon’tgiveafuck.
Favorite Vodka? Vodka.
Favorite Tequila? In My Stomach.
Well is just fine with me, thank you.
Because I actually and totally don’t care. I’ve had good stuff. I’ve had scotch that dated to the primordial soup. It tastes like scotch. Acted like scotch, too.
I get it. Finer things. Refined palettes.
Don’t care.
It’s like cars with me. I like the ones that get me to work.
I’m a simple guy.
(pic from here)

Hence the fact that I am sipping moonshine and Diet Dr. Pepper as I reblog this.

The Shirt and I. We get each other.

luckyshirt:

Unsolicited Fact About Me:

My favorite kind of beer is I Don’t Care.

Favorite wine? Zinfendon’tgiveafuck.

Favorite Vodka? Vodka.

Favorite Tequila? In My Stomach.

Well is just fine with me, thank you.

Because I actually and totally don’t care. I’ve had good stuff. I’ve had scotch that dated to the primordial soup. It tastes like scotch. Acted like scotch, too.

I get it. Finer things. Refined palettes.

Don’t care.

It’s like cars with me. I like the ones that get me to work.

I’m a simple guy.

(pic from here)

Hence the fact that I am sipping moonshine and Diet Dr. Pepper as I reblog this.

The Shirt and I. We get each other.

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the ROCKS GLASS is one of those fancy-schmancy Tumblr sites that happens to be curated by Kansas City-based creative generalist Jeremy Fuksa.

“Creative generalist” sounds like an aggrandized term. It is. But, it rolls off the tongue much easier than Designer, Developer, Writer, Broadcaster, Filmmaker, Speaker, Musician, Photographer and Attention Whore. Plus, it looks way cooler on a business card.

The author wishes to acknowledge that there are bare wires laying about. Please take care not to trip on them.


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