luckyshirt:

Unsolicited Fact About Me:

My favorite kind of beer is I Don’t Care.

Favorite wine? Zinfendon’tgiveafuck.

Favorite Vodka? Vodka.

Favorite Tequila? In My Stomach.

Well is just fine with me, thank you.

Because I actually and totally don’t care. I’ve had good stuff. I’ve had scotch that dated to the primordial soup. It tastes like scotch. Acted like scotch, too.

I get it. Finer things. Refined palettes.

Don’t care.

It’s like cars with me. I like the ones that get me to work.

I’m a simple guy.

(pic from here)

Hence the fact that I am sipping moonshine and Diet Dr. Pepper as I reblog this.

The Shirt and I. We get each other.

austinkleon:

Stephen Colbert interviews Maurice Sendak [part one] [part two]

God, I’m still laughing at this.

Sendak: “Fuck them, I hate those e-books. They cannot be the future. They may well be, I will be dead, I won‘t give a shit.”

Colbert: “Boys wear pants.” Sendak: “Not when they’re dreaming!”

Colbert: “Will you teach me to draw?” Maurice Sendak: “No!”

I haven’t seen something this delightful in quite some time. Just absolutely amazing.

A Shirley Temple relieves the stresses of a rough day. (Taken with instagram)

Well. 14 year-old me just had a seizure. Excuse me while I go find my leopard print sweater vest.

Cleaning out some footage today. Look at this kid.